thoughts on a subject
I get sports metaphors in place of advice from my father. I would ask him little things like “Dad how do I meet and talk to women”? He would go, “sometimes a good defense is your best offense, son”.
What???
Well ok damage control, how do I make sure I keeping her pleased? “Well sometimes you gotta go deep, get you jersey dirty, and most importantly when you score act like you’ve been there before, gotta give respect for all the other guys that have played the game”.
But sometimes he could honestly be very helpful if given enough omega 3 capsules, I remember when I was ready to pick a college, I asked for some genuine advice, because it is such a tough choice for a young person to make so I said hey dad I really want to go to school and study theater… “No son of mine is Gay. What!! No son of mine is gay”!
Oh wait, that wasn’t a good…example…
